Use my New Job Spell to get the job you want
Recognise this? .
It’s Sunday night and that feeling of dread is in the pit of your stomach. In a few hours you have to get up and go to a job you hate. How did that happen? Actually, who cares why, it did……I’m in the business of looking forward not backwards! The future sees you jumping out of bed on a Monday morning! You’re going to get that new job, be held aloft by your colleagues as they shower you with cupcakes – even when it’s not your birthday. OK maybe not that bit but things are going to change. You’re going to love what you do and be recognised for the awesome clerk, manager or astronaut that you really are. No more slogging away behind a desk you just want to tip over and set fire to. No more dealing with a supervisor you’d love to punch in the face..
Or is this you?.
It’s Sunday night and you’d love to be packing a lunchbox to take to work in the morning. Money is tight and you’ve had enough of daytime TV to last a lifetime. You’d love to be out earning a living instead of just scraping by. You’re just a few easy steps away from being offered a job that is going to change everything. Are you ready to head off in a new direction? Ready to polish off your Interview clothes and ‘wow’ your new employer? And whilst we are talking clothes – you better start thinking about what you are going to be wearing to the company Christmas ‘do’ – so what if it’s months away……that just gives you more time to perfect your outfit! .
Whichever description you recognise the results of this spell are the same – a new job. One you enjoy doing and pays well. With Black Magic that’s easy to sort out..
Who can benefit from my Get A New Job Spell?
This spell is perfect if you want to get a new job. No shit Sherlock! .
Black Magic doesn’t care if you want a promotion, a transfer, a new employer or you just don’t have a job right now but would love one. The spell works whatever you want. If you tell me what you want we can add a bit of extra oomph but it’s going to work regardless – yep I said it – IT WILL WORK..
You’ve already proved that you don’t mind a bit of hard work, otherwise you would be more than happy slumped on the sofa wiping off Dorrito dust from your belly instead of wanting to work, so I know you’ll be more than capable of whooping up the energy of this spell. The more energy it has the better it works..
How does the Get A New Job Spell work?
First you’ll need the eye of a newt. That then gets boiled up with the fourth finger from a pirate and then ……ok ok I’m playing with you……there aren’t too many laughs in my job as you can imagine!.
What actually happens is … I’ll be sat in ‘My Power’ doing Witchy shit, basically sorting out the Black Magic stuff and then throwing that lovely energy your way to ramp up as much as you can. It’s your spell so that’s when you take over and make it your own, bringing you the job you want. .
So what will you have to do?.
You will have to do a daily ritual – super simple and doesn’t take much time. And you’ll also need to open your eyes to a few things around you, it’s surprising how differently you’ll see the world once Black Magic steps in. You need to make sure you spot the golden opportunity that is coming your way. Spoiler alert!! It may not come from the direction you expect..
Your watch words will definitely be ‘be prepared’ once the ritual has been done. This spell often surprises people in the way it manifests itself. .
Is there anyone who this spell isn’t for?
Oh my goodness yes!.
If you are that person who loves sitting eating Dorritos on the couch there’s no point buying this spell as it would mean you’d have to get off that lovely fat arse of yours and actually go to work – we can’t have that now can we! The world isn’t quite ready for miracles!.
It’s also not for you if you have no training to be a physicist but have decided that is your next career move once you leave childminding. Aint gonna happen!.
How long does the Get A New Job Spell take to work?
That really does depend on you. It’s a Spell that loves to be ‘fed’ and the more you ‘feed’ it the more effect it is you will be. The great news is that you can use it over and over again whenever you want to change jobs. Now that’s what I call a bargain..
Are you ready to get a new job?
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