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Are you struggling to lose weight?

Have you tried traditional methods of weight-loss? Of course you have. Nothing seems to work, right? Well there's a shock.

Obesity and weight gain is a huge problem here in the West - one that exercise and traditional slimming advice seems powerless to address. Which probably shouldn't be a huge surprise. Not when you realise just how how much money the food industry and pharmaceutical companies make out of exploiting fat people. Even the diet industry has a vested interest in keeping you overweight.

Well relax. There is another way. I 100% guarantee that I can help you lose all that weight with very little effort on your part. No dieting. No exercise. No starving yourself. Just one spell and a little follow up work.

How does my weight loss spell work?

I use a combination of four things to enable you to lose weight.

Firstly there's the spell casting itself. This kick starts the process and prompts your body to start healing itself. Healing? Why healing? Because when a person starts to get fat, it's usually a sign that something in the body isn't working properly. Fortunately the body knows how to heal itself, but sometimes it needs a little shove to get things started.

After the initial casting there's a simple Weight Loss Ritual to perform one or twice a week. This ritual reinforces the spell and makes it even stronger. It's easy to do. No sitting cross legged in front of a candle or repeating magic words or dancing naked under a full moon - I promise you. No sacrifices, no special ingredients (eye of newt), nothing of that nature. You can carry on with your day whilst the ritual is taking place. It's dead easy, but incredibly powerful. You will start to feel different from the very first time you do it.

And finally, there's some good old fashioned advice and tips; what foods would work best with YOUR body to make the spell work even faster, and the ritual easier to do. And I promise you, we're not talking about salad here.

Notice I haven't said anywhere that I can "help" you lose weight. My weight loss spell doesn't "help"... it works. Guaranteed.

What will happen?

Day by day, you will notice the pounds finally start to come off! You will lose two to five pounds a week, every week, on average, for as long as you want to. Guaranteed.

Is there anybody who the Weight Loss Spell isn't suitable for?

Yes.

If you're on a low-fat, calorie counting diet then I need you to give that up. I know you have a lotta pals down at the weight watchers club, but trust me, they're not gonna tell you anything helpful - and more than that, they're not gonna like anything that I tell you to do. If you're not willing to put your faith in me - well, maybe it's best you stick with Weight Watchers. I hope that works out for you.

Also, sometimes I have a client who says "two to five pounds a week? That's not fast enough! I need to lose 100 pound for my daughters wedding next weekend." If that's you, go somewhere else. I can't help you either. Think about it: You didn't get as big as you are now overnight - you're not going to lose all that fat overnight either.

My Black Magic Weight Loss Spell works WITH your body. Not against it. Two to five pound a week is normal, healthy weight loss, and gives the rest of your body (like, your skin!) time to adjust.

The quickest way to lose a LOT of weight by a particular deadline is to START TODAY.

Right NOW.

Also, you DO have to follow my instructions.

When I cast the spell it's like turning the ignition on a truck - the engine roars into life. But after the spell is cast YOU need to get in the truck, put your foot on the gas pedal, and steer that truck in the direction you need to be headed.

Finally, this spell is genuinely easier than any diet you're already tried, or any exercise regime you've put yourself through. BUT... if in your heart of hearts you're a lazy person, and you already know that you're quite likely to do nothing and just carry on being fat in the hopes that the weight will fall off by itself after the casting - well that ain't gonna happen.

This powerful weight loss spell is for people who genuinely want to become slimmer, and healthier, and happier, and are willing to do something about it.

Why should you choose me to cast your Weight Loss Spell?

A few hundred years ago the church would have you believe that Witches lived on a diet of small children. Now obviously this was bullshit, a story invented to keep people like you from people like me, but there was a grain of truth buried in the lie.

Food was (and is) very important to Witches. To a Witch, mind, body, and spirit are all connected. In many ways we were the original nutritionists. We were the original doctors. We understand completely what the human body needs in order to remain healthy.

Who would you rather trust? Someone with a proven track record of helping people and giving them what they need - in return for a fair price, of course.

Or someone who's been heavily influenced by industries that make billions of dollars every single year out of selling people like you diet foods that taste awful and don't work, exercise regimes that make very little difference, and medicines to manage your onset diabetes?

It's time to Open your mind. Try something new.

Are you ready to lose weight like never before?

Are you ready to become slimmer, healthier and happier?

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